bigtimejessemacbelieber:

so i was in class looking at my nails and i see that my nail polish chipped off in the shape of a head 
but then i looked some more and thats not just any head, thATS BRUNO MARS

(via funnybro)

kobayashimarooned:

padalackles:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

And he died in both of them

and he still didn’t win an oscar

(via 50shadesofrojean)

kians-redball:

IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

(via mypussybaldlikecaillou)

folie-a-killjoy:

kim kardashian wants to name her child easton.

EASTon.

please remember this childs father will be kanye WEST.

DONT YOU GET IT

EASTON WEST

EAST AND WEST

WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN

(via traceeeycoook)

potatoandotherwise:

oh my god my mom came home and from the kitchen she just started yelling like using my middle name and everything

so I come out of my room and I’m like “dang woman what the frick”

and she holds up this box and is like “WHY IS THERE AN EMPTY CONDOM BOX ON THE TABLE”

and I’m like

mom

those are guitar strings

(via keeep-dreeaming)

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(via ayee-me)